Sunday was the final day of my all animal product week, which consisted of every type of meat I could get my hands on. For a basic list, I ate dairy in every form (cottage cheese, cheese, yogurt, milk, homemade ice cream, sour cream, heavy whipping cream) and every inexpensive meat you could think of (eggs, pork, beef, mackerel, tuna, anchovies, sardines, venison, tilapia).
First, since I want to make sure that fat is not a concern, I want to say there was zero weight change from when I started to when I ended. None. Nothing changed as far as numbers on the scale went.
However, that leads directly into my second point and was interesting for me to learn: I am a water-retaining mofo. My body, in the presence of fiber from fruits and vegetables, stores water as if it was going to trek the deserts. Indeed, if I were an animal, I would be one of those camels with two humps. How do I know? First a bit of science.
When people generate fat (de novo lipogenesis) they create fat cells. Those fat cells accumulate in different parts of the body depending on gender and body type (I am more of an endomorph, so I get extra fat around the middle. Like a woman. But without the need to be “curvaceous”. Damnit). Those fat cells, minus artificial removal, are there for the whole ride. It is impossible to remove these fat cells by diet or exercise. The most you can do is empty those fat cells out, or flatten them.
For those of you who know my life story, I was a fat kid. Not cute chub, or baby fat, but fat. Fat like you would say, “Hey look, that kid is fat” fat. It was sad. And I continued this lifestyle till I was about 22. Then I lost a lot of weight (and lean body mass, and muscle, and anything good worth mentioning). But I evacuated a lot of fat cells. While this left me skinny, it also left me with scores of empty fat cells.
The body is not wasteful. In fact, the body is very adaptable. So, the body looks at those fat cells and says, “Hey, you know what I can store in those cells? Water! That way I will never die of thirst!” Thus, when exposed to excess amounts of water and the biological processes of carbohydrate digestion kick in, water is shuttled from the blood into these fat cells. In my case, I have always had a water retention problem, and this experiment has shown me just how much.
You see, once I cut out the fruits and veggies (and 90% of my carbohydrate intake), my remaining fat (I am bulking for weightlifting) went from dense to loose. Or in other words, the water content went way, way down and I was left with mostly deflated fat cells. This made me all jiggly, and highlighted my perennial problem: damn hanger-onner fat cells 😦
So my fat went from dense with water to barely hydrated. This reduced my circumference and allowed me to see my four pack again, but it also left the skin and water-bloated cells left as jiggly and very loose. Thus, by cutting out fruits and veggies, I was able to drain my body of excess water. Hurrah!
Now, onto gym performance. This would probably be one of the more key indicators of how my body can react. In regards to this, the bag is mixed.
Monday and Wednesday showed a marked deflation in used muscles. That deflation is due to the glycogen, which is expelled under use, to be depleted within the fibrous pouches formed by muscular fibers. This is because glycogen is formed in the processes of insulin production and glucose formation–both processed linked with carbohydrates in most people. Cut the carbs, cut these processes. Thus flatness.
However, the body, being adaptable as I mentioned, has a process to fix this. If the body thinks that this situation of carbohydrate lacking is looking to be a long-term issues, it can take protein and enact the process of glucogenesis, or glucose generation. The amino acids in protein can break down into these simple sugars and act in two roles. I don’t like to think of what protein deficiency means to someone lifting weights to bulk, but I kept my protein high (hovering around 200g/day) in anticipation of this phenomenon.
Did it occur? Yes! By Friday, my muscles were inflated and ready to rock. But, unusually, I was not feeling quite into it and did a lighter day (less weights, more reps). Does that equate to roughly the same work as a typical day? Yes, but it was also indicative of a trend.
Without the extra carbohydrates to generate the insulin (key in both muscular and fat generation), my recoveries were not typical. More typically, I have a protein shake with a banana, spinach, carrots, and milk. Instead, I only had milk (plus my dinner of just meat and dairy). The animal products only left me feeling depleted and generally inflamed longer after the gym every time.
The really interesting thing was that despite the failed recoveries, or what I perceived as failed recoveries, my performance actually didn’t suffer. My lifts progressed at their usual clip. This makes me think that glycogen expenditure and restoration is not the be all, end all of performance in training. Of course, this would concur with new research that lactic acid, once thought to be a mere by-product of glycogen depletion, is actually a bodily process meant to act as a temporary stop gap measure in muscular endurance.
I also experienced more DOMS while eating naught but animal products. DOMS, or delayed onset muscular soreness, is when muscles are taxed but not immediately sore, but rather sore the day after next. For example, I would occasionally get sore muscles the day after hitting the gym like a beast, but by the day after that, I was recouped completely. Not so during the week. Instead, I actually felt still a bit inflamed the day after followed by some soreness on the day after that. Luckily the soreness faded by about the afternoon, but it still occurred.
Besides that, I did get cravings for fruits and veggies about three days in. I mean, serious, “I might break this experiment” cravings. They passed, though, with the consumption of pork rinds, or, as the Mexicans call them, chicharrones. Si, bueno, si. I think it is no coincidence that my body began glucogenesis as the cravings hit. I imagine the two processes are linked somehow, but I am not smart enough to discern the causative binding, if there is one.
Some other odds and ends:
The first night, after big lifting, I had uncontrollable testosterone flow. How do I know? Well, to be quite honest, it was due to an unaccounted for and unwished midnight boner. And I mean concrete stuff. This may gross people out, but it is the honest truth and is scientifically backed.
Here’s how: when testosterone begins to flow more freely in teenagers (especially boys), it usually is the first signs of puberty, which also spurs human growth hormone. These same processes are measured and occur with heavy weight lifting sessions. In both cases, the group experiencing it often experience wet dreams and midnight/morning wood. This is because of the bodily response to elevated levels of testosterone. This also causes acne and awkwardness in social situations (or it did for me, anyway).
And yet, I have been lifting heavy for a long time without experiencing this phenomenon (which recurred through the week especially on lifting days), so I believe that carbohydrates and insulin tend to limit or negate higher testosterone levels with myself. I will have to experiment with this to see if this is true, but the idea is there.
I had no gas. My bowel movements were regular and without problem, but I just didn’t have any particularly smelly farts. And, to confirm, my first dip back into carbs today confirmed that fruits and vegetables are the source of my nose-turning flatulence (when I get it).
I never felt bloated except when I ate soup. Sure, I felt full plenty of times, but I never felt weighed down with food. Even when I overate (or think I overate), I still felt lithe and nimble. And in general, I felt much lighter and agile during this time.
My moods were generally consistently high and I had a very clear mind throughout the whole thing. No real “carb flu” fog to speak of, and my moods were basically the same.
Meals were super quick and easy most of the time. No having to worry about steaming/chopping/preparing veggies. And consequently, there were less dishes and more time to do whatever. I even set my alarm to wake up for a half hour later with no ill effect. There is a plus. Also, food was generally cheaper, since fruits and vegetables as dollars/calorie are more expensive than fats and meats (if you buy cheap, like I do).
Now the question: would I recommend this? It depends, to be honest. For most Americans, doing this would be tantamount to throwing away three quarters of their diet. Could that be a good thing? Sure as shit it could be, but I find that people generally get upset when you talk about abortion, diet, Dr. Oz, etc. and you don’t agree with them.
If you are serious about your health, and are not living from one box of Hamburger Helper to the next with rolls of Wonder bread mixed in, sure, give it a shot. You might like it. I actually really enjoyed the experience as an intervention. I could probably continue it for a while, though I am not going to.
However, the experiment has taught me many things about my body, and it has made something clear: I would probably function best on a carb cycle-style diet where I eat some fruits and veggies every day, but only go hard on them every once in a while. This will keep me from retaining water, but leave me with enough fuel to go big on lifts and gain mass without slopping up on body fat.
If you have any questions for me about this experiment, please, ask. I will more than happily answer any questions the best of my knowledge/abilities.